Porage or not Porridge that's the question?

They say that the most important meal of the day is your breakfast. Now the Hate Cuisine Team like a fry up but a more healthy option would be Porridge. Hang on a moment. Our Scottish contributor, Gregory Ramsay says its Porage. Well we say it does not check out on spell check but the picture below may help his argument, but then again is that a dress he is wearing?

Watch this space for future arguments about do you have your Porridge with milk or water or sugar or salt. Second thoughts .........Hey guys where is my eggs and bacon?