Schwarzwalder Kirschkuchen!

Black Forest Gateau in a can? Yes please.

McFlurry or McSlurry

The Wild West in England as a rider pays McDonalds a visit in Manchester. The Hate Cuisine love a burger but maybe this McFlurry is one to miss. 

Apparently McDonalds do not allow horses to use the drive thru because of health and safety. A fine was issued to the rider. Could have been worse the horse might have ended up in a burger 

Whine or Wine

Now wine is for drinking but don't we like talking about it. Those snobs whining about good wine can only be judged if you spend a lot of money.

Well maybe there is a way to improve the ordinary wine with this gadget.

Its called the magic decanter. What it says on the bottle or in this case the box is wine needs to breathe and when it does this opens up the aromas and flavours. As you pour your wine through this gadget it gets agitated. Wine breathing whatever next. I think the Hate Cuisine team might have to do a "road test" but maybe you could just shake the bottle first and get the same affect. Cheers

Lamb steaks with houmous new potatoes followed by fruit crumble

I thought what is this all about. Potatoes with a sense of humour? But I wasn't laughing. An easy dish. Tired of smash these potatoes have flavour and look good. To complete the blow out I made a fruit crumble. Don't tell anyone but ready mixed crumble on top of frozen fruit. What a way to impress without any of the hard work. If you are lucky you can also get out of doing the washing up. A meal with a real good result.

Dear Hate Cuisine. Can you help?

Dear Hate Cuisine

I have admired your site and I thought I would contact you requesting advice.

 I have just started day 1 of the 5:2 fasting diet. I’m allowed 199 calories

 for dinner a total of 600 for the day.

I have sent a picture of my lunch.

What I am wondering is will this help me pick up women?

Yours sincerely

A Fan

Dear Reader

I know that you wanted to stay anonymous Ian, and here at Hate Cuisine we respect that.

We personally don’t go for diets but each to their own.

As for any chances of you striking lucky with women we would suggest a heavy red meat diet and a few pints. This may help with any inhibitions and you won’t remember anything in the morning.

Yours sincerely

Hate Cuisine Team

Hot Dog eating contest 2013

Is this a sport? Well Hate Cuisine answers that question with a resounding YES. Now if you ask is Ice Skating a sport well then you might have more of a heated debate. What post do they go through to win? 

Check out this fine athlete he not only destroys the opposition he has a nice a nice meal at the same time. now that's we call sport. Check out the video. Hot Dog

 

Street Food in Camden

You must try and the street food in Camden Market, London. On a hot sunny day catch the atmosphere and the sights and taste the food. 

A must place to visit and I am sure you won't leave empty handed or hungry.