A lovely Top Totty after a Trip to Jerusalem

A Trip to Jerusalem for a Top Totty. Is not quite as it sounds. The Trip to Jerusalem is the oldest inn in England. Found in Nottingham near the castle it has been around since 1189AD.

The beer is a bit younger than that. And who can say no to a pint of Top Totty. Well the Houses of Parliament have. The beer described as "a stunning blonde beer, full-bodied with a voluptuous hop aroma" offended our MPs taste. More fool them.

Ohhhhhh Doner Kebab

"Oh Doner (Kebab)

You made me stand up

You made me sit down Doner (kebab)

Sit down Doner

Sit down

You made me stand up"

This Little tune won't make the charts, but a doner kebab makes the Hate Cuisine food charts. But like the words of the song. Do you sit down to eat them or stand up? Do you use a knife and fork or not? Whatever. Nice comfort food for a night in.