Sunday Roast

I needed some traditional grub and had promised the girls some roast spuds done in goose fat. Photos are pre-gravy so don't panic. Thumbs up from the girls so mission accomplished.

Szechuan Tomato Stir-Fry with Beef

I've joined the Wok revolution (...that happened decades ago). 

A quick and easily made meal that was a good change from my usual limited rubbish. 

Are woks any good for cooking a fry up in?

Upside down apple and banana cake

By Nigella Dawson 

Oh Boys Boys Boys what are you like with all this healthy living gig. My girlfriends and I have been looking at your site. What you need is some nice cakes. As a domestic goddess I thought I would send you this banana and apple upside down cake. My hourglass figure and sumptuous cleavage thrives on cakes. Pile on the pounds Boys and enjoy a cake 

Cottage Pie

I honestly don't know the difference between Cottage Pie and Shepherds Pie. I also need to move away from the meat and three veg mindset I have. Main meal + potato based side + veg x2 seems to be my standard formulae.

I'm buying a 14" wok this weekend despite being told by my wife it'll take up too much space. Kitchen revolution. I'm the stir fried Che Guevara.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20243692

i had a pie  tonight, i'd had not a bad day at work and was thinking good things following a reasonable  run. here's the picture of half the pie i didnt eat.

PORK CHOPS FLIRTING WITH GRAEME'S CHILLI JAM

I'm sorry for my lax attitude, i'm back

from earlier in the week my pork chops smeared with GRAEME'S CHILLI JAM

Salmon & Sun-dried toms

Salmon and sun-dried tomatoes in pastry with potatoes and salad. Is beetroot worth the effort? Such a mess.

Prince of Parsley

Gammon steak with parsley sauce and jacket spuds. Not bad.

Rice Noodles with Beef and Black Bean Sauce 

By Gary Roadz 

I have been urged to look at this blog by my many fans. I feel it shows that there is still hope that ordinary men can feed themselves without resorting to calling the local take away.

I feel that this recipe hits the spot and is easy to do. All it takes is a wok, the ingredients and lots of love

Graeme’s Chilli Jam 

Hot and sweet. Good with biscuits, good with cheese and cures all known ills

High Society

Emergency shelter from the rain in Maidstone's Society Rooms. The clientele shine like burning cars on an estate and I expose my daughter to language that should be post watershed. The menu is so bleak it's turned black and white - the chef resembles Ingmar Bergman.

I awoke saturday morning and thought, no more hot dogs, badly constructed chinese takeaways or plates that would feed 3 people.
Feeling nervous about reffing later in Gillingham I have plumped for porridge and banana with coffee .
Amen and long may this attitude continue.

Inspired by Prince Masama

TAGU

Ham fisted hotdogs

I got home from work after what can only be described as a fuckdog of a day to be greeted with an empty flat, stale rolls and a tin of post apocalypse bruckwurst sausages.

Its at least 3 hours since i ate them and I still feel depressed

Friday. Curry.

Popadoms. Wine. Lamb Rogan Josh. Chicken Korma.

Brunch Special

Unseasonal Hot Cross Bun

Popeye Pork

A side order of spinach with other veg.

Meatball Madness

Chilli Con Carnage

Chicken Stroganoff

Croquettes. More exciting than mash but healthier than chips.

Traditional Chips, Sausage and Beverage

We're cheating again and it's only the second post. This was a Friday night Chip Shop special - none of that fancy fish malarkey - just a nice big sausage and a plate and a bit of chips. All this washed down with a speciality beer. Get in.  

Dinner is served

(DN - Pancake Roll and assorted Chinese delicacies.) 

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - some people thought this was a man's stomach. This was paid for with hard cash and prepared by professionals but caused outrage by some people with sensitive stomachs. So it has inspired a blog to showcase some of the culinary delights prepared by a few individuals. This is Come Dine With Me without the witty comment or the annoying people. 

Please feel free to contact us should you need the recipe for any of these dishes or the phone number for a good therapist. 

Dinner is served.... more Hate Cuisine than Haute Cuisine.